• Able to leap tall requests in a single bound
• able to spot tall women with a single glance

some quotes for your amusement:

• "You will have the tallest, darkest leading man in Hollywood"
  Merian C. Cooper to Fay Wray
  
• "When the tough get going, the going gets tough"
  Peter DeVries, from "Veil of Laughter"
• "You've been courting disaster. Today is your wedding day"
  Peter DeVries, the glory of the Hummingbird
• "Anything worth dying for is worth living for"
  Joseph Heller, Catch-22
• "I knew Faulkner very well. He was a great friend of mine. Well, much as you could be a friend of his, unless you were a fourteen year old nymphet"
  Truman Capote
  
• "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
  Hunter S. Thompson
  

Addresses in order of likelyhood or desparation:
ralley.2@osu.edu
david.ralley@ircam.fr
dralley@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu